About

Hi, I'm Delilah. I woke up one morning and felt oh so very sultry as I looked in the mirror. I thought to myself, "Goodness gracious, more people should have the pleasure of being with me while I'm still young and hot."

A little about me:

  • unintentionally circumnavigated the globe

  • had the mic pulled on me while giving a valedictorian speech

  • exercise junkie - barbells, not treadmills, and circus freak stunts

  • health nut - sober, gluten free, dairy free, and low carb, but I can bend a little for special occasions

  • enthusiastically bisexual

  • not the marrying type

Numbers and simple details, for people who like these things:

Age: thirty-something

Height: 5’11”

Body fat percentage: 27%

Bust: 38DD/E or DDD/F (depending on sizing system and manufacturer)

Waist: 33”

Hips: 44”

Tattoos: none

Piercings: none

Ethnicity: there are only so many ways you get blindingly pale blue-eyed redheads

Languages: English (native), Spanish (limited working proficiency), Python (professional), R (professional), Fortran (amateur), C++ (amateur)

Education: M.S. in Applied Math

Vices: vegan chocolate, dry aged steaks, fine wines (special occasions only!), preying on inexperienced poker players, really soft pajamas

Hobbies and activities I enjoy: weightlifting, acrobatics, computer gaming, writing, investing, algorithmic trading, lingerie modeling, coding, internet trolling, card games, museums, theaters, precision pistol shooting, burlesque shows, playing chess, dancing tango

Foods: steak, sushi, exploring all the fine dining locations (please no gluten, the gluten part isn’t a choice)

Colors: black, green, blue, burgundy, gold

Fragrances: “Lipstick Fever” by Juliette has a Gun, Gucci Rush

Flowers: orchids

The life story, in brief:

  • Born and raised in rural Florida - think cow pastures, gypsum stacks, orange groves, and sugarcane fields

  • Gifted wild child who deliberately skirted the rules

  • Admitted into a PhD program at 19, then failed out after partying too hard

  • Became a stripper before moving on to providing time and companionship only

  • Did the grad student by day, jet setting escort by night thing

  • Started using artificial intelligence for client management, then pivoted that technology into Corporate America

  • Have a very successful corporate career now - but I like to have some fun with select gentlemen every now and again